Jennifer Lopez in Chanel

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Jennifer Lopez attends the Chanel Spring 2013 show during Paris Fashion Week in a Chanel dress.

Tom Ford Padlock Ankle-Strap Pump

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: WireImage, neimanmarcus.com]

  • antheapena

    she’s doing her perfume commercial face!!

  • Patricia Gillett

    What’s her version of “of course”? Because this reeks of it. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344314000 Anne Meek White

       Claro. :)

      • kimmeister

        Or maybe “por supuesto.”

        • Little_Olive

          As a native spanish speaker, “por supuesto” is the correct translation. Although the emphasis we want to give it may take us to “Obvio” (which we use kind of as “duh”).

          • kimmeister

            I’m not a native Spanish speaker, but I’m married to one.  :)

            But, from what I’ve heard of JLo’s Spanish, it isn’t every good and we’re better off with “of course.”

          • Tatiana Luján

            As a native spanish speaker, I agree.

    • Little_Olive

      I laughed at first, but on a second thought this is not an “of course” occasion IMO. JLo goes for oversexy more than entirely too young for her. 

      This could be worn by any celeb baby to their christening. 

  • teensmom99

    She’s right to love the shoes but she should have sized up and added length to this.  Not sure what to say about how low cut it is & if there is any way that could look less slutty.  I’d love to see the back so we could see if that is too bare or not.

  • janetjb

    Teen son asked if she’s pregnant.  I’m pretty sure she’s not looking for that response.

  • Vanja

    I also like the shoes, but if they were mine the first thing I would do is remove the padlocks.

    Edit: Also that’s not a dress but lingerie.

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

       My thoughts exactly. Chanel baby-doll nighty.

    • DTLAFamilies

      Or at least not wear the padlocks on the top of your feet. Doesn’t that hurt when you walk?

  • http://remedialstitcher.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

    Ridiculous. Too short and for a much younger woman.

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    What the hell IS this look?  Baby?  Having a baby?  Dress was stolen leaving you with nothing but your slip and shoes?  Idiotic. 

    • Carla_Charlton

      And the shoes can’t be stolen — they have locks on them!

  • http://www.facebook.com/CameronETurner Cameron Turner

    Cute dress but she is aging and should be dressing her age…. her face looks weird too… does anyone else think something is a little off?

  • joancarol

    Absurd.

  • gabbilevy

    This is a dress for a toddler or a Fanning. 

    • filmcricket

       Taylor Swift at the very most.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    This dress is horribly unflattering on her. It’s too juvenile, and the fit around the midsection is making her look thick.

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    WHOA, I was seriously expecting this to be floor length……scroll down surprise.  And an unwelcome one.  WAY too short and juvenile.  Free this dress and let its ideal owner, perhaps some Fanning child or even an Olson twin, wear it for the cameras.

    I do think she looks better in a chignon than just about anyone else, though.  And the shoes are amazing!

    • Introspective

       the correct phrase is scroll down fug. (thanks fug girls!) and I too am a victim. cause she looks cray in this dress. me thinks it was made for her toddler daughter.

  • claudemtl777

    Go to Dlisted to see how she looked going in,  with a short jacket over it… (Also pics of her boyfriend flirting with KL’s boyfriend…)
    The dress might be ok on Elle Fanning or someone else in that age bracket. But not JLo, especially not when accessorized with a 2 year-old.
     The gimmicky padlock makes the shoe look cheap, IMHO. Bet we’ll see plenty of Loew’s-bought padlocks added to ankle straps this fall…

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

      YES! Exactly, the jacket made the look even worse, if that can be believed. Between this and the red dress, she looks like she needs an intervention STAT.

  • aeb1986

    this dress would be cute and age appropriate on selena gomez

  • AlexisPayne

    Jenny pack this dress up and send it to Ariel Winter, you are far too old for baby doll dresses. This whole look makes me sad.

  • gdougs

    Looks like a slutty first communion dress.

  • Kathy Schrenk

    “Maternity” was my first thought, too.

  • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

    Scrolldown fug. If it were a long dress, it may have worked. As it is, send it to Taylor Swift, who should wear less full-length gowns. 

  • ojosazules

    Appropriate for bedtime. 

  • sisterb67

    With a more demure neckline, this might be appropriate for her two year old.

  • aristida_girl

    proportions are off (like too short) sure do love those shoes though…

  • MilaXX

    What is with all the sexy looking little girl dresses the celebs are wearing? First Malin Aikerman, now JLo.

  • Monkey Toe

    What do you call a slutty pinafore? Pinawhore.

    • filmcricket

      This needs way more likes.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

    Is she wearing her daughter’s lace jumper?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ENBX3563Q4ZNCVRGSJVFIB7OAA Thom

    A babydoll and stiletto pumps feels too ‘porn star costume’ to me. That dress is too low-cut and too short, so nothing can save it easily for her, but a metallic sandal instead of a black patent pump would’ve sent a more spring-like message.

  • SewingSiren

    Well, now we all know what ever happened to Baby Jane.

  • DaringMiss

    Oh god.  Those Tom Ford shoes are about to become this fall’s nude platform pump.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1107502269 Chuck Barthelme

    Awful with those shoes. Also, probably awful outside the bedroom. Don’t love it, but she might have made that work on a really hot day with some kind of sandal.

  • VRuss

    She seems to like wearing dresses two sizes too small…

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    It’s like her wardrobe is aging backwards! I can’t imagine Jenny from the Block wearing a dress this twee. Soon it will be cashmere diapers (and they’re even white).

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Oh that face she is making. STOP IT!  Also, I want your shoes. You can keep the doily dress. 

  • schadenfreudelicious

    Jenny from the Boudoir….totally ridiculous…

  • Trisha26

    What’s with all the adult women wearing doll clothes?

  • kimmeister

    Nice to see her getting some mileage (not literally!) out of those shoes, although they are poorly deployed here.

    The dress itself must have padding in the bust, no?  The outside curve of her bust in the side view doesn’t match up to where her actual bust appears to be.

  • http://profiles.google.com/gillianholroyd gillian holroyd

    1) empire-waist white lace
    2) cleavage    
    3) micro mini

    Pick any two.

    • poggi

      But you must include 2 and 3. 

  • 3boysful

    Who wants to look like a pregnant child bride?!

  • afabulous50

    Of course…

  • ChiKat67

    Please give that dress back to ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 21!

    • mhleta

      It’s too revealing for a teenager. I think this is only appropriate for an early-twenties woman. Pretty small demo for that dress.

  • marilyn

    You were right when you said she is trying too hard.  This looks like a 1960′s negligee.  Jill St. John would have worn this in a 60′s Bond movie.  It is too old to be considered something to be worn out.  No taste.

  • nannypoo

    Tragic.

  • Spreecord

    Jesus Christ, Lopez, PUT THE GOODS AWAY.

    • sisterb67

       Poor Jenny from the Block never learned that there is this great thing called MYSTERY. Let people wonder what’s going on under your dress, not show them EVERYTHING. For dog’s sake, anyone across from her probably saw almost as much as JLo’s OBGYN did at her last exam.

  • http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

    My grandmother would taken one level look at this and sniffed, “Mutton dressed as lamb.”

    • poggi

      Exactly.  She looks a little old in the last 2 shots.  She is beautiful and has a great figure, but her insistence on dressing so young makes her look older. 

    • mhleta

      Excellent and dead on the money. My grandmother had another expression, “Making a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.” That’s all I’m going to say about that.

    • Jennifer Coleman

      It’s not so much dressed too young but dressed too tacky. If some 20-something starlet had this dress/shoe combo on, it would still be a no-no.

  • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

    From the thighs up, bride. From the thighs down, ten-dollar hooker. Not a good combo.

  • l_c_ann

    Pictures of her sitting on the front row of the show:  looked even sluttier.  Her daughter was with her and bored to tears.  Momma had the good china out for the occassion as well as her boytoy.

    Really a sad combination.  A waste of potential.

  • holdmewhileimnaked

    the only thing i can think of is–that picture of gaga at some place i’ve never heard of? [apologies, i just dont know what auburn hills is.] the one that keeps being advertised to me, right top corner? anyway, it’s not gaga. who the hell thought it looked like her. bad temp! bad temp! anyway redux, it’s not her but it might be her, the abovenoted in the mini dress. or maybe they somehow got smushed together in, say, a bad tulpa of the grating pop culture kind.

    this dress? only makes me think that maybe she gains weight when she’s distressed [true] but, in a different truth, the bulk might also be in the dress. which i’d almost like were it maybe an inch or two longer & something like dark dark blue. & if there were no side or back cut outs & if the top wasnt entirely an overdone–& possibly symbolic–lace V. & if it were another dress entirely. worn w/ different shoes [tom ford, those were done better in 1979 & you know it]. as a very small aside, nice purse. the end.

  • Judy_S

    Chanel nightgown?

  • jw_ny

    I saw this on another site…she was with her daughter.  Her daughter’s dress was cute and tasteful, and had more fabric than this nightie.  smh! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Julie-Chase/731391326 Julie Chase

    Jesus. YOU ARE NOT TWENTY.

  • quiltrx

    Love the shoes, but you shouldn’t wear your daughter’s dress out and about.

  • DylanCurtis

    She looks like she is about to cry.
     

    • poggi

       She should. 

    • Jennifer Coleman

      It looks like her patented “I’m so hot I have to squint” expression to me.

  • TieDye64

    Seriously, WTF?

  • 3boysful

    An empire waist without a long skirt to pull it down both literally and visually is gonna read “maternity” nearly every time.

  • mhleta

    Had the bottom part of this dress been fitted and to the knee it would have be a beautiful thing. As it is, she looks a bit desperate and delusional, which is never ever a good thing. 

  • granddelusion

    What is she, 12?

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    That’s just sad.

  • frannyprof

    Wow. No.

  • Allison Woods

    Girl, send that dress to someone under the age of 8. 

  • Aurumgirl

    It’s my first holy communion dress.  Which was fantastic for a six year old girl.  On a 40 year old woman, it just creates an air of “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane”.

  • lesmaha

    desperate.