Christina Hendricks at Outfest 2012

Christina Hendricks attends premiere of “Struck By Lightning” during Outfest 2012. Christina is carrying a Corey Lynn Calter bag.

Corey Lynn Calter ‘Honeycomb’ Envelope Bag

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, coreylynncalter.com]

  • http://twitter.com/Kathy_Marlow Kathy Marlow

    For the love of all that is Holy, she gives redheads a bad name.  That outfit is horrific!! I am a redhead with a similar figure and I know how to dress myself (pretty much the same way Joan does, TAILORED).  This outfit does her NO favors whatsoever

    • charlotte

       There is a silver lining though: no babyheads! I tried to find something positive…

      • NC_Meg

         But she covered them up with a ruffle. I don’t know if that’s better than babyheads or not.

    • Indovina

      If it makes you feel any better, you can remind yourself that she’s not a natural redhead.

      • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

         She’s not??! Well. I’d love to know her colorist, then, because that’s the color I keep aiming for when I get my hair done. Sadly, I don’t come close.

      • NC_Meg

         She’s a natural blond, right? Whoever convinced her to go red is/was a genius. It suits her perfectly.

        • http://twitter.com/Kathy_Marlow Kathy Marlow

          I’m not a natural redhead either, but I still know how to dress myself.  It’s SO frustrating to see, she’s a beautiful lady. 

          • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

            I’m also an unnatural redhead of a similar body type and I usually dress more flatteringly than her!

          • http://twitter.com/Kathy_Marlow Kathy Marlow

            I agree completely, we all have our off days, BUT if it is something important, you dress WELL.  You make sure of it.  You take pictures with your phone and send it to your snarkiest girlfriend or gay and get their opinion.  

        • Allyson Wells

          I read that she began coloring her hair red at the age of 10 after reading Anne of Green Gables. If only she had so much sense with her fashion choices!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BMEASIKJSVE6YP3DE2VLJA5CUU JulieJ

    Big boobs and ruffles are not friends.  You end up looking like Bozo’s slutty cousin.  (I know this from experience)

    • Kate Clausen

      I discovered this recently.  I didn’t used to have big boobs, but I had a baby earlier this year and nurse him.  What I’ve discovered is that simply sizing up on what I usually wear on top doesn’t work….

  • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

    Does she use a stylist? Or a mirror? Good lord, what a train wreck of an outfit.

  • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

    It is so sad that a woman who looks so damn sexy when dressed by other people, simply has no idea how to dress her own bod.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      I know. My first thought was, oh it’s Christina wearing something hideously unflattering. Next.

  • http://twitter.com/DrivelLady Laurie B.

    That outfit looks like Laurie Partridge should be wearing it.  I only fantasized about wearing red pants in the 70s.  I never actually did it.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

       The *right* pair of red pants could be awesome. THESE are not the right pair.

    • Imasewsure

      Laurie Partridge!! You are a genius… that’s exactly what she is channelling (badly)

    • lizajane1776

       I only did wear them because my grandmother sent some for Christmas. At least I have black hair. My sister, who received the same outfit, is a redhead. Poor girl.

  • sashaychante

    The blouse is just unfortunate.

  • Judy_J

    “Hi, everybody!  I got dressed in the dark this morning and failed to check my look in a mirror.  Does it show?”

  • Vlasta Bubinka

    Cute purse. Everything else is a hot mess that is best not discussed. Instead may we follow the advice of the inimitable RuPaul:  let’s go forth and inspire the children.

  • MK03

    AAUUUGGGHGHGHGHGHHHGGGHH WHY????

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LI35AZLWSZEYRDZ4PUCBHUCZUI Jonathan

    is it a trick of the lighting or is that a mint green blouse with tomato red pants? because if so then i am speechless 

    • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.in/ Cassie

      Not a trick of the light. Seriously, Christina, what what what are you doing?

  • piecesofconfetti

    Probably  not her most flattering outfit, but I don’t hate it as much as everyone else seems to. Cute purse!

    • filmcricket

      I’m with you, actually. Grading on a curve here, but she’s looked infinitely worse. And it was not a dressy event, from what I’ve seen, so glamming it up too much would not have been appropriate.

  • MilaXX

    I almost like this. The problem is she wearing very modern color blocking & the print bag is cute, but that ruffle blouse  is a bit granny/school marm.  Get a better top and I might like this.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    I just don’t get it. She’s gorgeous, talented, and on one of the best shows on television. Can’t SOMEONE give her some help picking out clothes when she knows that she’s going to be photographed??

    • GillianHolroyd

      I’m ready to rent a billboard overlooking Sunset Strip BEGGING her to get a (better) stylist.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

         I’d contribute to that cause.

  • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

    Wait a minute. I just reread the title of the post and realized…she wore this to go meet the GAYS?

    • NC_Meg

       I hope someone there kidnaps her and forces her to buy flattering clothes.

      • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

        Yes. I’ll just pretend this is a cry for help and not merely a tragic mistake.

    • MilaXX

       and yet not one of them was kind enough to pull her aside and tell her, “Honey no.”

  • Vaniljekjeks

    Can someone please introduce Christina to the work of Calvin Klein?!!  I am Christina-shaped, and I own two WERQ-worthy dresses that fit and flatter boobs, waist, and bum!  

  • StelledelMare

     Oh honey, no! Tell you what, let’s just let Janie Bryant dress you forever okay? On screen and off.

  • TheOriginalLulu

    I love that bag.

  • Sara__B

    OUT at Outfest. Bless her heart.

    • kimmeister

      My first thought was, “That outfit is an outfest all right.”

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/C5T2QPOAWOBDRHFL2MFAV7KQCY Tracy

     I don’t like the messy hair.  There is an outfit for which that hairdo works, but this ain’t it. 

    (Which incorrectly implies the inverse: that this outfit would work with the right hairdo.  Please don’t let it be said that I made that claim.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000357883139 Lynzee Michelle Lamb

    Her hair looks as limp and unfortunate as that blouse.

  • VicksieDo

    Mint over red. NO.

  • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.in/ Cassie

    And why does her makeup always look so bad? She often looks washed out and sickly and we all know she has a breathtakingly beautiful face when done up right. Remember when she went all Liz Taylor and blue eyeshadow on Mad Men this year? 

    Oh, Christina. Hopefully some gays kidnapped and styled her after this event.

  • jmw1122

    I’m pretty sure my mom wore those pants in the 70s, and they didn’t work for her either (she’s a natural redhead.)

  • JMansm

    those pants are just not cut right for her. 

  • kikisayshi

    I like the pants, but not so sure about the ruffles. I don’t think any part of this ensemble looks modern. Her makeup is standard for her, and her hair could use some help. Come ON, Christina. You are gorgeous – find a way to work it!!

  • formerlyAnon

    Am I missing something?

    Minor dissent, here. It’s not flattering but . . . it’s SO MUCH BETTER than a great deal of what she wears.  She only looks broader than she should, surprisingly waist-less, and kind of like a late 70s/80s? (I can’t really place it because so much of poorly paid middle America still dresses like this) secretary who left the matching orange jacket on the back of her chair (the cut of the jacket would help me guess a decade!).  I mean, it’s not what she was shooting for, but it’s way better than the good 20% of the time that she looks out & out AWFUL.

  • Imasewsure

    Can we all just chip in and buy her a stylist????????? It’s not even fun to criticize her… she looks awful and yet so damn proud of her hideous, unflattering and fashion-less fashion…. Ugh

  • marilyn

    Did she find all of this in the back of her closet, because everything else was in the laundry basket?  Those pants are too tight in the crotch area, and none of the clothes go together.  She looks like a very middle-aged 1960′s secretary.  Bad colors, items don’t go together, too tight, dowdy and matronly.  The wacko purse and the bland shoes do not save it.   By the way, they don’t save it either.

  • gabbilevy

    Oh sweetie. Most of us busty ladies figure out to stay the hell away from tit ruffles, tit bows, and other tit frippery from the minute we sprouted the tits. How did you not learn this??

    • nannypoo

      True, but at least for once we can’t see her actual tits.

  • l3icest3r

    Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen
    Pour myself a cup of ambition
    Yawn and stretch and try to come alive

    Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin’
    Out on the street the traffic starts jumpin’
    Folks like me on the job from nine to five

    IT IS ALWAYS 1980 IN CHRISTINA’S CLOSET.

  • Samuel Donovan

    Why does Christina Hendricks insist on dressing like a pirate’s wench all the time, T Lo, WHY?

  • quiltrx

    Yurgh…looks too ’9 to 5′ to me.  I bet those pants are made of Visa fabric.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

    Love everything about you, please get a stylist. Like the bag….

  • l_c_ann

    Oh, dear.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

    No.

  • CarolinLA

    Why does the tucking of the blouse look like she got dressed in .25 seconds?  How bunched up is that???!!!  At least tuck the blouse into your panties like the rest of us learned in 1982.

  • RzYoung

    If the trousers were a pencil skirt in the same colour then we’d be cooking with gas. 

    • hexiadetrix

       No. It’s still the wrong color. Burgundy would work better.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    GIVE ME THAT CLUTCH!  It seems like she has this great idea, but in the execution it looks horrible.  Mom pants to her navel…and too much ruffle on her chest.  

  • sagecreek

    Of course…

  • ChaquitaPhilly

    I beg to differ with the rest of yuz. She looks pretty and confident and happy. Maybe not “correctly pulled together in the most flattering way” but is that really necessary? She looks good in her OWN way!

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      If she were walking down the street or going to a non-red carpet event, **maybe.** But I think the fact that one is ON a red carped NECESSITATES being pulled together in the most flattering way.

  • LambeeBaby

    Better than her usual but not great. The light green looks good on her and her face is beautiful but I think a pencil skirt would have been better. Diggin’ the clutch.

  • Scarlet39

    No, Christina.  No. 

  • nannypoo

    Such a pretty woman, always so badly turned out. I realize she has a body that’s hard to fit, but this outfit wouldn’t be attractive on anyone.

  • SewingSiren

    She looks like an unmade bed.

  • elirt

    It bums me out that she’s such a terrible dresser. 

  • guest2visits

    Something is terribly wrong here.
    The clutch and the shoes are ok; if she keeps the pants, than the pale mint, badly fitted top has to go.
    Maybe an untucked, custom tailored blouse of some sort ?

  • pugluv

    I just don’t understand her style/fashion choices.  She is so incredibly beautiful as Joan but when she steps out of character her hair is always a mess and her clothes never flatter her curvy figure….What is up with that??? Does she have a crap stylist?? Or does she just ignore her stylist’s suggestions…. she is a beautiful woman who manages to be just on the edge of almost frumpy

  • fungstyle

    the sad part is she clearly has decent instincts in terms of how to pair pieces to make a chic outfit. this on someone with a slender or athletic physique could be great. sure, the shirt looks like a reject from the pirates of the carribean costume rack but a crisp white shirt with bright pants and a neutral heel is a solid combo and that clutch choice was inspired. she just needs to stop trying to enhance her curves or hide them – as others have said, girl: get a tailor and learn that clean lines are your friend (like the rest of us curvy girls do). 

  • aristida_girl

    Why can’t this girl get herself some gays?  current stylists need to be fired

  • thecitysleeps

    Lady,  you’re one of the most beautiful and talented women in the world.  Dress like it.  She always looks so chic in character!  Couldn’t she find a flattering dress or even a good pair of pants that fits her well? Crying bitter tears. And that hair is a disaster.

  • belfebe

    This WTF moment was brought to you by …

  • NICHOLAS PASQUALE

    Jesus NO. What is she doing? Deos she know where she is? Does she need help getting home?

  • LuluBI

    Worst. Outfit. Ever.

  • Rand Ortega

    This may sound stupid: Why does Joan dress like a sexy, confident, smart, business savvy bombshell & Christina doesn’t? I know they’re different people essentially, but couldn’t Christina take queues from Joan? They have the same body.

  • Susan Stroud

    Girl, those are not your pants…and ENOUGH with the duck lips!

  • lilibetp

    I thought it was illegal for busty women to wear ruffles above the waist.  ?

  • afabulous50

    Aside from the train wreck of an outfit, why does she continually purse her lips in photos?  Drives me nuts!!

  • lucasuk82

    I like the Brady wallpaper pattern on the clutch, but I’m not liking this trend toward slouchy clutches.  The shape of everything here is just wrong, and the color scheme like a Hilton hotel room.  Please Christina, hire a stylist.  You obviously care about fashion, but you need someone to direct your personal style to be flattering.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/toodleskitty79?feature=guide AWS

    I have that same blouse but in a sage green.  LOVE!

    She looks very springy with the orange pants.  The combo looks very Junior High circa 1983…

  • siriuslover

    I guess I just don’t hate the look on her as much as everyone else here. I don’t even mind the ruffle so much. I don’t like the red pants and think if she had chosen a different color (say BLACK), this look would have been better.

  • sockandaphone

    oh honey, no.

  • melanie0866

    She makes me weep.

    I am turning 50 on Sunday, and my mother sent me a bunch of pictures of myself as a younger person.  There’s one of me when they dropped me off at college in 1980, and I am wearing THOSE EXACT PANTS.  And they were just as tragic on me. 

    But I was 18 and from a small town and stupid.  Christina, PLEASE, hire Janie Bryant to be your stylist!

  • MarissaLG

    Oh, Honey. 

  • jmorino08

    She’s kidding right?! Someone buy this woman a mirror STAT!!

  • http://twitter.com/nonchalantanna Anna

    Oh no Christina, this is all wrong for you. You look like a sexy clown here.