Susan Lucci at the 2012 Emmy Awards

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Susan Lucci attends the 39th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards in Beverly Hills, CA.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, David Gabber/PR Photos]

  • http://profiles.google.com/rosatcollege Ros Clarke

    Honey, when someone slashes your dress with a knife, it’s okay to pick another one out of the closet.

  • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

    She looks like Frankenstein in drag.

    • TieDye64

      But scarier.

  • http://twitter.com/almcafee Alison McAfee

    it might be my bitter jealousy at looking like that at her age. but homegirl, eat something. you’re reach nicole richie-territory.

  • A. W.

    goodness gracious. she’s like an animated corpse, complete with rotting dress.

    • Judih1

      AMEN!

    • http://www.GiftedCollector.com Nancy Abrams

      This is Jada Pinkett Smith in 25 years (or sooner if she’s not careful).

      • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

        But does JP Smith sport the scary implants as well?  Seriously, those puppies look rock-hard!  This is one scary-looking broad.

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

        I was just thinking that I would like to see a JPS/SL cage fight. JPS is in better condition but SL looks MEAN.

  • MsKitty

    You should have put a disclaimer with these pics: “Not suitable for the squeamish or easily frightened.”

    Boys and girls when it comes to plastic surgery, know when to say when.

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      For reals.

    • MilaXX

       better yet just say no.

  • http://twitter.com/J_Orb Josh Orbeta

    Would you really expect anything less from Susan Lucci.

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    4000 year old vampiress in a stupid, torn, red, schmatta. That smile is predatory, beyond believing.

    • Pennymac

      That smile is like a weird facial exercise–it certainly doesn’t show in her eyes. The toothy grimace with the hard as nails gleam in the eyes is quite frightening!

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

         I am sure she didn’t survive being on Daytime TV this long by being a wilting lily.  I sure wouldn’t want to go up against her.

        • Pennymac

          Certainly not at night or without a vat of holy water and a garlic necklace!

          • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

             swhati’msayin’

  • http://twitter.com/DrivelLady Laurie B.

    She claims to eat pasta everyday…but NFW.  Glad her new show got picked up by Lifetime.  Brian Frons really screwed people at ABC daytime.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      Yeah, but did she say how much? Because I believe her if she says she eats ONE piece of penne every day and that’s all for the whole day.

    • bluefish

      Frons and Jill Pharen Whatever destroyed ABC soap operas.  Took them awhile but mission almost accomplished. 

  • crash1212

    Speechless from the awfulness……

  • http://twitter.com/commish24 commish24

    No. No, honey, no. Just walk away. Seriously, you look like Joan Rivers BEFORE the plastic surgery.

  • mshesterp

    Yikes, she’s officially had too much work done.  I’m disturbed by the implantage.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      It truly is disturbing. All of it. Forget the children, she’s scaring the hell out of ME.

  • Amy T.

    My preeeeeeecious!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=675517274 Nora Halcyonov Lynnenko Naught

    Looks like someone took a knife to her nightie!  Poor thing!  I love her earrings, though!

  • mmgk

    She looks a lot different w/o the vaseline coated lens they use in soap land.  Also, those earrings are scary!

  • TieDye64

    OhdearLordinheaven I can’t unsee it. Those are the most frightening looking implants. Everything is frightening. Yikes!

  • pattyw

    I wonder what she would look like as an actual 65-year-old woman. It can’t be worse than this. 

  • belfebe

    The good news is, she’s got a bangin’ body. 
    The bad news is, she’s got bad hair, bad makeup, bad dress and bad styling.

    • MilaXX

      I don’t think I’d call that a banging body. She’s all bones and implants.
      skinny = /= banging

  • Offbalance

    This is just a bad picture.  I saw her in person about a year ago and she looked WAY better than this!  Either that or retirement is not agreeing with her at all.  She’s in good shape, but if she wore something with a boatneck and a non-ripped skirt? She’d look amazing.

    • Rokesmiths

      I agree. The dress is so unforgiving, such a bad choice. She could look amazing covered up, but she needs to accept that her naked in public days are behind her.

  • greyhoundgirl

    Forget the implants and plastic surgery–it’s the anorexia that’s scaring me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

    Susan Lucci attends the daytime Emmys dressed as a fallopian tube.

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    She’s starting to look like the Other Mother from Coraline. I’m hoping it’s uneven eye-makeup giving her the appearance of a melting face, but I’m not convinced. That dress is doing her “cleavage” no favors. 

  • http://twitter.com/kerrymccombs Kerry McCombs

    Wow. Just wow. I don’t want to say anything rude or mean. So I’m just going to say wow. Wow.

  • pottymouth_princess

    I guess she’s probably too old to get those foobs fixed, but man, they are lopsided old melons that needed some fucking SUPPORT.

    Frankenarms aren’t helping much either.

    Ugh. 

  • Violina23

    Is it me or does her face look disproportionately sized to her body?

  • NurseEllen

    Somebody’s been spending too much time away from home: at the gym, at the surgeon’s office…….   AND the dress is terrible.

  • Ann VerWiebe

    I’m glad I have a career that allows me to gain weight.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

      Amen, sister.

  • Vlasta Bubinka

    Quite possibly the thinnest, least attractive drag queen to ever wear a Daniel Feld dress…

  • Scott Isaacs

    I’m sorry. The

  • JasmineAM

    Oh, honey.
    I honestly can’t muster up a reaction to this. I’m just a bit frightened. 
    I did however, scroll down VERY carefully and slowly.

  • petalfrog

    Isn’t this dress from several seasons ago?

  • frannyprof

    What happened to her?! Can she not afford to eat? Is she spending all of her residuals on plastic surgery and shiny dresses?

  • schadenfreudelicious

    she looks like she should topple forward from the combined weight of her head and implants, and while her face may be pulled tighter than a drum, that crepey underarm skin is always the age giveaway….

    • kimmeister

      I think her hair probably weighs more than her body . . .

  • marilyn

    Oh no.  

  • SapphoPoet

    She looks absolutely ghastly.

  • charlotte

    Oooh! One picture of her would have been enough.

  • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

    It’s like she dragged herself out of the coffin for this event … yikes.  TLo has a twisted sense of humor and please let that be the one thing you don’t ever change.

  • Judy_J

    Scary.  And I adore Susan Lucci.

  • http://www.facebook.com/AntoniaDonnelly Antonia O’Connor Donnelly

    Hmmm Halloween came early this year.

  • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

    BOOBS.

    Does anything else need to be said?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/6KUFYYPCIRN3HQBS363J7G3EAM Kelly Foster

    She looks like one of my daughter’s Monster High Dolls.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Not her finest hour.
    But her show has been cancelled and the awards were broadcast on CNN Headline News. Had to kind of be a downer of a night.

  • TAGinMO

    Terrifying.

  • Brett Hulst

    on one positive note, I really love coral, so I like the earrings.

  • Lina_bee

    Holy cats, that is a LOT of work she’s had done over the years. Goodness. I’m glad she looks happy, but this has crossed the line from caliente to caricature. (Chili pepper earrings? Really??)

  • Lilithcat

    That is scary.  I can see every bone from the clavicle to the sternum down to the ribs.

    And they forgot to finish sewing the dress.

  • nannypoo

    It’s not every day you see a person as thin as this or one with hair as big as this, and when you put them together it’s kind of hard to believe.

  • Saucysusan

    I just feel so bad for her. She needs to relax & realize she doesn’t need to pursue youth so desperately. IMHO this ages her even more. She looks haggard. Sit down honey with a nice glass of wine & a real meal.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

    I don’t care how good her body is…cover up a little

  • melanie0866

    Lollipop head – way too big for her body.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    She’s 900 years old and she needs to stop dressing like she’s 25. Embrace your age, Susan Lucci! Your show got canceled and you don’t have to live up to Erica Kane anymore.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sierra-Delta/100003182924700 Sierra Delta

    She’s unrecognizable.  I honestly don’t mean to be cruel, but I’m shocked by how skeletal and unhealthy she seems.  The hair and clothing are almost a mockery of well-being on a body that appears to be wasting away.

  • clairellis

    Oh my this is scary!

  • Funkykatt

    Can her mouth move or has it been stretched permanently to that smile.

  • MzzPants

    When in doubt, freak ‘em out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/teresaec Teresa Enright Campbell

    So, I haven’t read all of the comments, but did anyone see her present at the actual awards show? The camera angle had her cut at just about the level of her lady parts and every time she paused for breath or moved her body in that way she has (like a cat purring and rubbing up against something for attention) her thong lines would show through the satin. It was really unflattering. I mean, if I guess if you’ve got it, flaunt it, but check your undergarments in the mirror first. She doesn’t need Spanx, but they would have been a better choice.

  • quiltrx

    When your head looks all big, you are TOO skinny, honey.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

    Who else thinks because she’s so skinny, she looks like she has a really big head, which looks even bigger with that hair? Honey, you should have a sleeker hair style!

  • MilaXX

    Oh la Luc, no gurl. You look like Skeletor & Barbie’s unholy love child.

    • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

      I kind of feel like she needs a ciggy in her hand and a drink in the other, laughing hoarsely, and calling after her hot young shirtless cuban assistant.

  • Imasewsure

    Nancy Franken-Reagan-Stein…

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    A few thoughts:

    1. Big, poufy hair + tiny, waif-ish body = looking like a lollipop
    2. Eat something. Seriously. I really think that being so skinny amplifies the aging in her neck, upper chest and arms.
    3. The way that her boobs are sitting on her skeletal frame makes them look a little lopsided.
    4. I hate to say it, but she’s way too old for that dress. Then again, nightie-dresses rarely look good on anyone of any age.
    5. She barely looks like herself. And I seriously think her face is permanently in that position.

  • DeTrop

    Awful. Truly awful.  That gown????

  • Bozhi

    Terrible.

  • Jessica Goldstein

    I could see some sweet young thing like Jennifer Lawrence (maybe) pulling off this dress, but it’s not right for her. And as much as I hate to criticize anyone for their body, Susan Lucci would look healthier and prettier if she put on a few pounds. Then again, there are pics of her looking great just 2 years ago, so  it might just come down to “girl, this is not your dress”. And boy is it not!

  • http://twitter.com/Kathy_Marlow Kathy Marlow

    Honey, NO!

  • http://twitter.com/BMoke28 Bernadette Moke

    I CAN’T UNSEE THIS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

    Eat a biscuit Susan!  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

     They’re placed so far apart…she could get a 3rd one for the middle!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Full on shittery. 

  • SignLadyB

    Outlived her shelf life. I’ve never been a fan but this is remarkably tragic–lady, you are still lovely but not young. Probably can’t repair the work you’ve had done over the years but at least you could dignify yourself! Look at Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, even Jane Fonda.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=678337501 Carla Axtman

    I can’t get past her GIANT GIANT head. It’s like she’s become a Drag Queen Float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. 

  • formerlyAnon

    Jesus, I hope she feels good. Because her fear of looking her age has led her to an unattractive place.  I wonder if it’d mean anything to her to hear that she looks at least 10 years older than the age she claims (64).

  • alyce1213

    Oh gosh, Skeletor. It’s such a shame because she’s had probably the best plastic surgery in all of show business, but when she comes out with exaggerated makeup, stretching her smile like The Joker, her face looks ridiculous and awful.  
    Unposed, in conversation, her facial work looks really, really great and pretty natural (I think she had it done in Europe).But don’t get me started on the dress.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=625120374 Jessica Walsh

    She looks like the cryptkeeper here.  Tattered dress, baseball glove skin and fried hair?  no.

  • guest2visits

    I feel she is overly thin, overly strained; although she seems to be very happy with herself.

  • Julaine Morley

    Since she’s looking starved & stretched, I guess that a slashed dress sort of fits…

  • Warrior89

    Seeing all these ladies with their cordy necks and giant bobble heads makes me feel a little grateful for my extra 5 I’m carrying around.  Not attractive.

  • Charmella…a DIVA at large!

    OH NO! She is unrecognizable!
    She reminds me of the Monster High Clawdeen doll (that my kid made me scour the Universe for). Looks like Clawdeen borrowed her mom’s gown to play dres-up!

  • blumonky

    When you reach a certain age, you need a smidge of body fat….

  • jmorino08

    Wow! That is just… Wow! Someone has a little too much time on their hands since their soap got cancelled.

  • Aurumgirl

    Those eyebrows just keep getting higher and higher.  

  • Charles Barthelme

    Celebrities Aging Badly victim. She looks like she stole the boobs of a much younger woman. And that just doesn’t look attractive. Which is sad, because aging naturally is tre sexy in my opinion. She looks like she’s about/is in the process of being ravaged by King Kong. 

  • Qitkat

    Susie, dear, you’re scaring me, and we’re nearly the same age. I may not be *in shape* like you are, but I sure as hell wouldn’t trade places with you. Your arms are ripped like a retired bodybuilder, and I’ve got to give you some props for that, but hey, Joan Rivers better watch her back. Just sayin’. Deepest apologies. Tone down the hair and makeup, gain 10 pounds, and look at Helen Mirren for fashion inspiration. Accept your age. You’re still a beautiful woman.

  • http://twitter.com/emilyf007 emily

    why is she so thin? I want to sit her down and feed her.

  • http://blue-again.myopenid.com/ blue

    I love her, but no. Susan, you have aged out of this dress. There’s a way to do ‘still sexy at my age’ (see Helen Mirren), and that’s not it. 

  • http://twitter.com/nonchalantanna Anna

    Love the color and the dress is nice. It’s a shame her cats got to the skirt and ripped it to shreds. Less matchy accessories would have been more here. 

  • cleep1000

    OMG – it totally looks like her head was photoshopped onto someone else’s body, especially in the first shot.

  • Coralie Legister

    Her boobs look painful but I’d be pretty pleased to look anywhere near that good at her age.

  • surmalou

    Poor Woman!  Scary looking at best…