Heidi Klum in Dolce&Gabbana

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Heidi Klum attends event to promote Astor Cosmetics in Madrid in a Dolce&Gabbana dress accessorized with a Diamond Love necklace by Meira T. Designs.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

  • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

    Tacky dress with a poorly matched, tacky belt. No, Heidi. No.

    • lilibetp

      Tacky dress with a poorly matched, tacky belt, and overly-matched lipstick.  No, Heidi.  No.

  • http://www.facebook.com/theAccidentalHousewife Leah Elzinga

    Her boobs must HATE her.

    • MoHub

      No more saggy boobs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/fiddlecub Kevin VanOrd

    Oh dear. Just–oh dear. Where to begin?

    No surprises on the length, but this seems short even for her. More importantly, what’s up with that awful belt? Add some terrible lipstick, harsh hair, and a so-thin-as-to-be-invisible necklace, and, well…

    Yuck.

    • VioletFem

      Good eye. I didn’t even see the necklace. 

    • kimmeister

      Then she put on 37 bracelets to make up for the invisible necklace.

  • VioletFem

    This Dolce & Gabbana dress looks really cheap; which is weird because I’m sure it wasn’t. Also, the belt does not add anything to this outfit. She’s 40(?) and has an amazing body; she could look so much better (and has in the past!).

    • TieDye64

      The belt is adding inches to her waist. 

      • VioletFem

        Agreed. Something looked “off” about her figure in this outfit.

  • Delaney Davis

    Some people wear jeans as their go-to outfit. Heidi wears short-tight-shiny.

  • NC_Meg

    The dress and belt are doing such weird things to her body. No, fraulein Klum.

  • Lina_bee

    If she were 20 years younger, maybe, but not now and not with that belt.

  • Qitkat

    Of course.
     

  • MilaXX

    Yet another dress that does nothing for her figure. Dress is ugly, belt is fugly and the entire outfit is making her boobs look saggy and giving her a pooch. Heidi can do so much better.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Lally/1813707728 Christopher Lally

    I see that. I hear the Beatles. “Well she was just seventeen, if you know what I mean…”…. Heidi honey, you haven’t been ”just seventeen” for some time now.

  • shopgirl716

    Dangly earrings and a coke spoon and she could be in Studio 54.

    • Charmella

       …yeh, outside of Studio 54, begging to be let in!

  • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

    Advertising she’s single and horny.  

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

       With a neon billboard, next to a major freeway.

      • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

        She’s clearly taunting Lea Michele in the second photo.

  • VicksieDo

    Too young for her, too slutty, too loud a color. HATE it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/AntoniaDonnelly Antonia O’Connor Donnelly

    Of course.

  • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

    Oh my God, Heidi. She looks about 20 years older all of a sudden. Seriously, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS is wrong.

    • SapphoPoet

      No, she looks 40 TRYING to look 20. Bad idea. 

  • janetjb

    eek

  • lojoso

    Ticky tacky tick tack

  • schadenfreudelicious

    methinks the lady doth protest too much…..

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    Girl,You Are Trying Too Hard!
    There, its my own new category.
     Oh course, if our esteemed hosts wish to use it, they have every blessing I can muster.

    • mshesterp

      That was exactly my first thought–honey, stop. trying. so. hard.  You’re lovely.  You’re a model.  Put it away.

  • jilly_d

    that belt is possibly the worst accessory I’ve ever seen – including those featured in this very blog from the disaster that was “Project Accessory”.

  • Charmella

    YIKES! —— I agree with @kiltdntiltd:disqus GIRL YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD!

  • http://twitter.com/WhoraRabinowitz Rizzle

    She belongs in a Robert Palmer video

    • formerlyAnon

       Too old by at least 5 years.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

    Street Walkeresque.

    • mom2ajs5

       She could be on starlet or streetwalker on Fashion Police!

  • Tammy_4

    Was Heidi on her way to a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? Because this is totally a Gypsy Mother of the Bride outfit.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Linda-Harris/1358701372 Linda Harris

    short, tight and shiny

  • Call me Bee

    Of course.  Short, tight and shiny is the best way to tacky… 

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    She’s shopping for her next musician husband. 

    • mom2ajs5

       Yeah, if it’s a member of White Snake!

    • Funkykatt

      Is Tommy Lee available?

  • quiltrx

    Too short, too tight, too shiny.  I like the guitar-neck-ish belt, but not with this.

  • carolynmo

    Oh, sweet merciful heaven–please, Fashion Gods, bring us pretty dresses tomorrow! This dress just caps the day, doesn’t it??

  • ms_kat

    What is the nipple like bump on her right hip?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/toodleskitty79?feature=guide AWS

    Act your age and decade bitch…

  • KittenBritches

    Desperate.

  • Sara__B

    I’m speechless. Heidi has reached new levels of unflattering, droopy, lumpy, thick, and tacky with this get-up.

  • RzYoung

    GO HOME AND CHANGE HEIDI!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617249824 Dawn Sinclair

    boobs OR legs Heidi – just sayin’

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    I know she’s got a killer body and looks amazing for her age, but this has tween written all over it. 

  • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

    Also – she’s promoting a makeup brand looking like that? I don’t want to buy makeup that makes a beautiful face look that hard and lined!

  • http://twitter.com/katshimmers Kat Wright

    She looks bloody awful.

  • Scarlet39

    This makes her look like she has a third nipple on the right side of her stomach.  What is that little bump? 

    Overall, this is just bad.  From head to toe.

    • ThaliaMenninger

       Now I am transfixed by that mysterious third nipple. What could it be???

  • http://opinionandamovie.blogspot.com/ Deitra S.

    Every time I see her in a dress like this it reminds me about Nina saying how “short, tight, and shiny” is the best way to look cheap.  She could also add to that “accessorized with a truly hideous belt.”  Oh, Heidi, your crew would auf an outfit like that in a heartbeat.

  • PaulaBerman

    Just another entry in the trend of dresses that are hanging 3″ too low on the bust. This is a trend that could easily be solved by a MIRROR.

  • Lilithcat

    Of course.

  • http://twitter.com/yellowhannah33 yellowhannah33

    I can hear Nina Garcia, ‘short and shiny…’

  • Judy_J

    Ms Klum is on the prowl……

  • SignLadyB

    That’s the  Heidi we know and love.

  • http://dentsdelait.tumblr.com/ Nancy Marion

    In the words of the Tangerine Duchess, “slutty slutty slutty!”

  • belfebe

    Girl, this is not your dress.  Send it to Snooky and let’s try this again.  And BTW, you rock and you have a slammin’ body. 

  • Cat_In_A_Hat

    Mmmm… Short, tight AND shiny. Classy.

  • SapphoPoet

    Short: check
    Tight: check
    Shiny: check
    Heidi: check

  • TheOriginalLulu

    This is the woman who slammed a PR contestant once for giving his model droopy boobs. “I guess because I worked for Victoria’s Secret for so many years, I think the boobs should be UP” or something along those lines. Lies!

    In any case, this is standard Heidi. Short and as tight and/or bare as possible. That belt is horrifyingly ugly.

  • marilyn

    Oh Heidi!  You are a gorgeous woman.  Why are you looking so tacky-barfly these days?  This should be beneath you.  What kind of guy are you going to get looking like that?  You have tons of money.  You don’t need to do this.

  • http://twitter.com/algaechick algaechick

    “Yes, everyone, I am still single and looking! Seal, who?”

  • Charles Barthelme

    I feel like someone should tell Heidi she’s not 20 anymore. She is lovely, but dressing like a tween doesn’t work for her anymore. Tacky dress, mostly because of the fabric. And the belt could be cool, but it just doesn’t work with the dress.

  • AlexisPayne

    Short? Check.
    Shiny? Check.
    Tight? Check.

    It hits all the Kluminator’s requirements. 

    • LambeeBaby

       I was thinking the same thing. I was optimistic when she recently wore a dress with a lining, but apparently she is over that already  ***sigh***

  • guest2visits

    Dislike this in every way possible. Doesn’t do anything good for your figure, Heidi. 
    Tight, neon fuchsia, satin bandeau dresses don’t look right on anyone.  That’s a nice bracelet collection though.

  • sashaychante

    TACKY  She is really beautiful though.

  • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

    I thought she and the musician were divorced.  Why is she still wearing his guitar…for a belt no less?  Part of the settlement?

  • formerlyAnon

    Awful. This is not something one can pull off at 40, great figure & genetic gifts notwithstanding.

    ETA: and anyone who saw that belt in a mirror and wore it anyway is NOT qualified to judge on a t.v. fashion show and I can’t believe has worked in the fashion industry for over 20 years.

  • amf0001

    sorry,  but really looks like mutton dressed as lamb here… it’s making look old

  • amf0001

    is that her all photoshopped on the side of the car?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/XZTPYIF64TK3QDEMWUAS3KULFI Ted

    Tacky dress. Terrible fit. Tacky belt. 

  • http://twitter.com/aidanboleyn Aidan B

    I’ve come to expect nothing less.

  • CQAussie

    Short tight and shiny.  Check check and check.  I’m not loving it, is the point.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

    Too Short, Too tight, too shiny, and I don’t care if she is an amazon from God…too old.

  • Hetha Innis

    She’s simply gorgeous, but that and all the money in the world is never going to magically give her good taste. 

  • AlinaValero

    didn’t she say on PR once that short tight and shiny was the fastest way to look cheap? that’s an extremely expensive dress and it looks like it could have cost $20 at sears.

  • Cathy S

    Oh Heidi. Really? 

  • Allison Woods

    Of course.

  • jmorino08

    Too many accessories and not enough dress. You’re out!

  • Zippypie

    Oh god, Heidi.  Divorce isn’t synonymous with street walker.

  • http://twitter.com/BMoke28 Bernadette Moke

    Of course.

  • kat89

    Short, Tight and Shiny. Totally Klum…

  • http://twitter.com/notquitesahm Emily Rice

    Is it just me or is she having to slouch slightly to keep everything in place? I feel like if she could stand a little straighter, it would look better, but I’m pretty sure the boobs are fitted for someone who’s torso is an inch or two shorter than hers.

  • http://twitter.com/nonchalantanna Anna

    Poor beautiful Heidi is still trying to recapture her youth with overly revealing outfits. She’s still got it, but for some reason, is trying to convince the rest of the world. Let it go honey (along with this outfit). 

  • Coralie Legister

    No to the wrestler belt. It’s making her boobs look saggy.