Elle Macpherson in Louis Heal

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Elle Macpherson attends the “Britain and Ireland’s Next Top Model” Press Launch Photocall in London in Louis Heal.

Louis Heal Fall 2012 Collection

 

 

[Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos, louisheal.com]

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Ridiculous.

  • crash1212

    Hoochie. So very unflattering in every possible way. MY EYES!

  • formerlyAnon

    So, this is to teach the aspiring models that there are expensive clothes in which even tall, genetically gifted ectomorphs look ridiculous?

    Excellent visual aids.

    • Hetha Innis

      I LOVE that you said ectomorph!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/teresaec Teresa Enright Campbell

    Ummm….. No. On anybody, just no.

  • http://twitter.com/amandawelliver Amanda Welliver

    The zombie craze is everywhere.  (and it won’t die.)

    • lojoso

       I was thinking The Incredible Hulk but yours is so much more current a reference                                                                              . Good job!

      • Flooby

        My first thought was “She Hulk!”  

        • http://korilian.livejournal.com/ korilian

          I thought Wolverine had taken a swipe at her XD.

  • Trisha26

    Looks chic if still a little odd on the runway model, but Elle’s mis-matched fabric looks like she just crawled up on the beach – a castaway in rags.

  • terilla

    She looks like she was attacked by wild animals.

  • ThaliaMenninger

    Oh, Elle. No, honey, no.

  • http://twitter.com/Lily1129 Lily

    Looks like her clothes got caught in the wheels of the time machine bringing here here from 1989.

  • Call me Bee

    Ew.  That is the ugliest outfit I’ve seen in a long while, and the shoes have burned holes in my retinas.  Thanks, Elle.  I’ll be sending my opthalmologist bill to you, ok? 

  • Judy_J

    No sir, I don’t like it.

  • deathandthestrawberry

    Boy, those yellow shoes really complete the outfit.

  • Jessica Rowe

    Is your crotch hungry girl? Cause it’s eatin your pants.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

       She mustn’t own panties, there are none in sight.

    • http://twitter.com/luqluqe LuqeMann

      Not just that. Her boobs seems “tired” too. Give the support your sisters needed, for fuck’s sake, Elle.

  • http://mennamachine.livejournal.com/ mennamachine

    I love the neon yellow shoes with black, but those pants… fugly as hell.  The shirt’s pretty hiddy as well, but I didn’t even see it at first with those horrid pants.

  • http://twitter.com/almcafee Alison McAfee

    love the shoes, hate the clothes.

  • jw_ny

    It doesn’t look half bad on the model.  Could an untucked/tucked in shirt be the difference between Elle looking like a hot mess here and the model looking sophisticated & chic.  idk….

  • Funkykatt

    Mr. Blackwell, we need you back. 

  • Maya Cagan

    uh…what?

  • Sara__B

    I’m sure Tyra, also famous for extraordinary lapses in taste and judgment, would like this get-up when Elle is finished with it.

  • jmorino08

    It looks like she got in a fight with her cat before she left the house… And the cat won.

  • MilaXX

    DAYUM that’s ugly. Did she get attacked by rabid dogs who ripped her clothes and peed on her shoes?

  • amf0001

    ah Elle… she’s my age or thereabouts,  and she really is mutton dressed as lamb. That necklace throws off the top and those shoes kill the pants…  

  • SpcilK

    Really! Por Que Elle.

  • hillmad

    Is this some kind of joke?

  • Bonnieknits

    If I had that body, I would treat it with more respect!

  • TieDye64

    Oh, HELL NO!

  • http://twitter.com/Kathy_Marlow Kathy Marlow

    I just can’t, she looks horrific. 

  • kimmeister

    She needs to get her boobs up and away from her elbows . . .

    • schadenfreudelicious

      no kidding, hoist those girls up a few notches!

  • Lina_bee

    Catastrophic Stylist FAIL.

  • marilyn

    The outfit is interesting.  Too bad her hair messes up the upper part of it.  The slits are interesting, but we need to be able to see them. I think this would have looked better if the pant legs had been an inch or two longer.  

    The shoes are a sad thing.  Contrasting shoes in something WITH CLASS would have been nice.  Those shoes in emergency-vehicle-chartreuse look cheap. 

    She was attending a ****’s Next Top Model event, so she probably wanted to wear something kind of edgy.  This is a good choice for an event like that.  After all, she is a top model herself and this outfit suits her age and good looks.  But the hair and the shoes make it messy and tacky.  Her accessories were okay.  She had a shot at pulling this off and messed it up.  Too bad.

  • Deb_Lynn

    yuck.

  • Vlasta Bubinka

    I think I need my industrial strength eye wash. I will probably dream about this look tonight.  Her hair roots will try to gouge out my eyes with those shoes. Her bracelets will ruin my house searching for her lost boobs, while her hair chases me around demanding a cream rinse and hot oil treatment. The nightmare will only end when my dog’s farts wake me…

  • poggi

    Wow.  That is impressively ugly. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josefina-Madariaga-Suárez/100002964685796 Josefina Madariaga Suárez

    Those bloody pants!! I can’t help looking at her crotch and wonder “is that a cameltoe, pee or just a seriously unflattering shadow”?

  • littlemac8

    God, she has gorgeous legs.  THE END!!!

  • moppet

    Wow, I can’t believe how much I hate those pants! I didn’t know I had this much hatred in me for an inaninimate object. It’s like I’ve met my new mortal enemy, and it is those pants. Just looking at them fills me with rage…okay, I’m done now. HATE YOU, PANTS! Okay now I’m done. And velvet in June?  Really? Okay, NOW I’m done.

    Don’t ever run into me in a dark alley, Pants.

    • rougeort

      That just made my day… :)

      I think its safe to say we can definitely start the Bitter Kitten Association for the Vanquishing of Elle Macpherson’s Pants (BKAVEMP. You can figure out how to pronounce that.) I’m so in!

  • Lisa Dugan

    She’s beautiful but I don’t understand a single thing about this outfit.

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    Is she in the process of becoming The Fifty-Foot Woman?

  • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

    Did she … put on her clothes after her shoes?

  • TSkot

    “Come on, I dare you to put that in the line.”

    “Ha.  No way.  It was just a joke.”
    “Put it in anyway, will be hysterical to see if anyone actually tries to wear it.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

    Oh Dear….Amazingly beautiful only goes so far girl, you have to wear nice clothes too….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

    This little number is straight up Street-Walker Frugly.

  • quiltrx

    Why are her tits over halfway to her waist?  You’re ‘The Body’, honey…act like it!

  • http://twitter.com/parrishdav Corey Davis

    That top makes her look like her tits are at belly button level!

  • guest2visits

    So very bad; what a silly way to dress. It’s not cute, not on trend, not fun, not attractive or practical in any way.  Just odd.

  • http://twitter.com/MissMaiaPapaya Maia Jardine

    …and that’s why you don’t play with scissors, kids.

  • PaulaBerman

    Every single thing about this is WRONG.

  • frannyprof

    Awful.

  • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

    Stupid looking outfit.  Like the yellow shoes with the black, but hate everything else.

  • Corsetmaker

    For someone who puts her name to an underwear line, she really ought to wear some of it. She’s badly in need of a decent bra here!

  • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

    No. It’s like fashion bipolar disorder, the top says one thing but the legs say another. Make up your mind!

  • Scarlet39

    I know that Elle was more known for modeling for SI and Victoria’s Secret, but still.  She’s been in the fashion industry for decades now.  How could she possibly think this looks good?   She’s totally oblivious to the fact that she looks horrible.

  • RzYoung

    The only thing I like is the shoes

  • http://dentsdelait.tumblr.com/ Nancy Marion

    Freddy Kruger’s baaaa-ack!

  • ChaquitaPhilly

    M-wah, Hah, hah, ha!

  • AmandaCathleen

    Washed up on a deserted island chic.

    (I do like the shoes though.)

  • http://aldonsusi.blogspot.com/ Susi R

    LOL. Is this for real? ahahahaha

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

    A shirt that requires you to wear your boobs low. Great.

  • Amy T.

    No.  Just NO.  Her boobs are at her belly button.  Horrible.

  • http://twitter.com/delysia_lafosse Delysia LaFosse

    Is it meant to look like the leopard whose spots she stole attacked her? Patently ridiculous looking.

  • SophieCollier

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  Oh my.

  • rougeort

    Ugh. Come on, Elle! Not only you do the insanely hideous hoochie look but then you HALF ASS THE LOOK? Where is the GLITTER? The excessive leg bronzer? The terrible lipstick?

    Three words: Shame. On. You.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=625120374 Jessica Walsh

    No.

  • Snailstsichr

    She looks like she grew 5 inches after getting dressed. I hope her mirror was broken because no one should step outside looking like this.

  • mjude

    do. not. like.

  • SapphoPoet

    Did she not see that the cat shredded her top and pants before she left the house?

  • Allison Woods

    I like the shoes.

  • boweryboy

    Did she raid Bill Bixby’s costume closet?

  • belfebe

    Fugly McFugly.

  • alyce1213

    What an idiotic outfit.  Someone actually designed that?  Jeesh.

  • http://twitter.com/Glo_Coat Glo Coat

    For fuck’s sake.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    1. Too wintery. 
    2. A bra (c’mon, now).
    3. Just NO.

  • kikisayshi

    What the FUG?!?

  • random_poster

    Cavewoman “chic”?  No. Just no.

  • Monabel

    Just. No. And ghastly on the model too.

  • Cat_In_A_Hat

    Nice try, Elle, but neon shoes don’t make that outfit more summery. Also, your top is hideous.

  • MzzPants

    Jesus.  Somebody tranquilize her.

  • TheOriginalLulu

    Wow, is that an ugly outfit.

  • mariposa29_88

    Who attacked her with a machete? And why did she not fend them off with her mass of cuffs?

  • http://twitter.com/nonchalantanna Anna

    NO.