Heidi Klum in Marchesa

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Heidi Klum attends 2012 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala in a Marchesa gown paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and Christian Louboutin heels.

Marchesa Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Marike Le Roux

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, elle.com]

  • Super_Red

    of course. 

  • Pennymac

    This should read “Heidi Klum wears Marchesa’s Great Aunt Beatrice’s Dining Room Sheers”. 

    Her body is amazing. Hence the nick name “The Body”, but really?

    • Mary Saucier

      Actually, Elle MacPherson is known as “The Body.” Not that Heidi’s isn’t killer…

      • alyce1213

        There is some controversy about who claims that title. 
        My opinion is that since Elle came first (she’s older by 10 years), it’s hers.

    • EveEve

      This should read “Heidi Klum: Back on the Market.”

      • Judih1

        LOL

  • http://twitter.com/MrsTRDavis Theresa

    way to show up the runway model Ms. Klum

  • http://twitter.com/skitzfiggitous skitzfiggitous

    That is a REALLY pretty shower curtain… Shame that she got entangled in it and didn’t have time to put clothes on.

    • calimon

      Ya, I just hate it when that happens.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12801074 Brett Hulst

    is this the time to really talk about illusion netting?

    • Leonardo Alves

      OMG it so is! Can’t take it anymore…

    • formerlyAnon

       Illusion netting: better there, than absent. Also, possible only thing one could do, short of gluing the embellishments straight onto her skin.

  • http://www.celestiae.net Isy

    LOL… that shit cray.

    No, seriously though, this is not good. This is a dress that only works in theory… which would be on the runway or in a photoshoot.

  • Trisha26

    Tacky. Add a lining and it’s the most beautiful dress in the world.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BUKL3CV3Y66UWR7BWYJMPSDRR4 Annie

      amen, sister

  • Patricia Hoffman

    Holy nudity!

  • http://twitter.com/PlanetSandisan Sandisan

    HA.  HAHAHAHAHAHA…that’s a very expensive “look at my goods” dress.  

    • http://twitter.com/BMoke28 Bernadette Moke

      I bet she is thinking “Hey Seal…. take a good look… this is what you are missing! Who’s laughing now? HAHAHA”

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

        I was just thinking something similar.  Her and JLo are running for “Most Obvious Divorcee of the Year”

      • bloggertobenamedlater

        That is exactly what I was thinking. This is her ‘suck it Seal’ dress. 

    • BrooklynBomber

      “HAHAHAHAHAHA.”

      That was my response exactly.

  • http://twitter.com/tallbubba Ben Perry

    Something is winking at me! 

  • judith traherne

    I think she wanted to correct the misapprehension that she had no bust/no waist/wide hips that her last dress implied.

  • http://twitter.com/MsAlexJackson Alexandria Jackson

    Somehow… she’s pulling this off? I think? I honestly have no idea how she won’t expose herself to someone at some point while wearing this.

  • calimon

    The Empress has no clothes!

  • Terence Ng

    Aaaaand a big step backward for my favorite frau.

  • carolynmo

    Agggghhhh! Just. . .no.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TH56FXRFTLCQNTN3JNFIYM7JPY Pattie knitter

    The universe is back in alignment.  Here is the Heidi we know and love.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Exactly!!!  My first thoughts was, Yes, THERE she is!!!

      • ampg

        I don’t know what you’re talking about – this isn’t short, tight, or shiny at all!  It’s a HUGE departure. :)

  • Nariya

    She’s pulling a Scarlett O’Hara, but she was in her grandmother’s parlor at the time and all she had to work with were those gauzy half-curtain windowcovers.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    Oh, Klum.  Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. ETA: At least it’s not Lea Michelle.

  • everest19

    I weep.

  • anotherkate

    Where are the underwear? I feel like I’m forced to stare creepily at her pelvic region, desperately trying to make sure that I will not see what I think I might see…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=678337501 Carla Axtman

    Hmmm….Fairy Princess meets Porn Star.  Wrong. Worlds. Colliding. 

  • Sue_Asponte

    The funniest thing about it is that she’s wearing heels. She should be wearing shower slippers.

  • http://twitter.com/thedogsmother thedogsmother

    Nobody was brave enough to photograph from behind???
    I think Heidi and Beyonce are tied for Exhibitionist of the Year award. Keep trying ladies – we need a tie-breaker!

  • CassieLee22

    what is happening here.

  • http://twitter.com/mirrormirrorxx Paola Thomas

    It’s neither short, shiny nor tight. And yet….

    Like the darker hair though.

  • BeeBeauNYC

    Whoa! Holy moley! 

  • AlexisPayne

    This is like something a Follies girl would wear, not red carpet appropriate!

  • SapphoPoet

    Wow. 

    Is she wearing…anything…underneath it???

  • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

    Heidi Klum arrives naked at amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala. The Emperor wants one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Oh honey, no.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14313904 Grace Paradise

    Wait.  You guys had NOTHING to say about this?!?!

  • kat89

    You would think that at this stage of her life and her career she wouldn’t have to resort to such a blatant cry for attention. File this under, “Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should.”

  • Sobaika

    I wish I could see a front view, the dress probably photographed a lot better that way. I find it a little too nekkid, but if I were Heidi I’d probably be wearing it too.

  • kittenwithaquip

    The amount of clothing she wears seems directly proportionate to the amount of children she has birthed. Two more kids and all she’ll have to cover her body is tattoos.

    Celebrity moms over 30: We get it. You’re still sexy and have a phenomenal body. You really don’t have to show us every inch of your non-stretch-marked body, 2 weeks after giving birth. We mere mortals acknowledge that we lack your conviction and superior genes. Now go put on a pair of yoga pants and eat a box of Oreos to see how the other 99% of moms live.   

  • http://twitter.com/angellee941 Angel Ratliff

    No. Just no.

  • http://twitter.com/delysia_lafosse Delysia LaFosse

    In the Zigfield Follies? Lovely. On a red (blue) carpet? Vulgar and desperate. Context changes everything.

  • luluransom

    Wait, what?? Seriously? Does this even count as clothes?

  • sherrietee

    German mail-order-bride?

  • SpcilK

    WHY!!!!

  • Cecilia Evans

    Bedazzled shower curtain.  Is she mocking TLO and their “short, tight, shiny” critiques? 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344314000 Anne Meek White

    “I am hot even though I have kids and I’m divorced. Do you SEE ME people??? Look at me! Over here!” 

  • mowa5

    Makes getting through airport security less stressful.

  • http://twitter.com/Kathy_Marlow Kathy Marlow

    Heidi NO!!! 

  • wordphreak

    Really? She still thinks she has to prove something. This is just nasty.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    “Shall we add a lining, Ms. Klum?”
    “Hell no, who do you think I am, Kidman?”

  • http://twitter.com/GaraStJames Gara St. James

    She looks like a crazed ex-supermodel version of Miss Havishim.

  • Scarlet39

    This reeks of some sort of desperation. 

    • Lina_bee

       That is exactly what I was thinking.

  • MilaXX

    Heidi does Lady Godiva. Still not a fan of sheer dresses, but I guess this is as good as this can get. Still I wish they would save these dresses for editorial work.

  • Lina_bee

    I can’t wait until her kids are old enough to yell, “Ewww! Mom! GROSS! Put some clothes on, you’re embarrassing meeee!!”

    • formerlyAnon

       At least one of them is.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

    When Jaimie Lee Curtis got married, her mother described her dress as “lace over nude.”  I wonder what made me think of that just now?

  • unbornfawn

    Of course.

  • formerlyAnon

    That’s a nightie. A lovely one.

    Or one of those costume party costumes you have to explain to everybody because they’re just too esoteric.

  • rissa42210

    girlfriend is naked

  • Judy_S

    WAY to walk around naked! Yeah!

  • kimmeister

    I literally just exclaimed, “WHAT THE . . .”!

  • schadenfreudelicious

    methinks the lady doth protest too much…..

  • Sara__B

    Well, it’s neither tight, short, nor particularly shiny.

  • http://www.filmsbyneptune.com/ Dani Colman

    IIIIIIIIIIIIII’m not wearing underwear today!
    No, I’m not wearing underwear today!
    Not that you prob’ly care
    Much about my underwear –
    Still, nonetheless I gotta saaaaaaaaaay
    That I’m not
    Wearing
    Un-der-wear
    TODAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!

    This production of Avenue Q is brought to you by Klum Productions, Inc.

  • http://twitter.com/marriedkuntz farts

    the words that came out of my mouth: “good god heidi”

  • MilaXX

    Just saw a front view on Access Hollywood. Not much different than the model pick and surprisingly (or at least on tv.) not that shocking. It looks, dare I say, pretty and kind of ethereal.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    Oh Heidi, WHY?

  • petalfrog

    Is she truly naked under there?? Wow

  • Lisa Dugan

    Her body looks Ridiculous but that dress…no.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ali.sharpe.6 Ali Sharpe

    Hahaha, holy shit, what? This is so ridiculous, I can’t even be mad. If Heidi can work this after several children, well, more power to her. 

  • Nonnah

    I love Heidi … but no.

  • HeatherMcIlrath

    heidi. i speak for the entire world when i say we know what you have going on under your dresses. you can start lining your dresses now, please.

    please. for the love of god.

  • allisankelly

    Oh, dear Lord. All involved parties should be ashamed of themselves.

  • a_liking

    hahahaha! it’s actually kind of awesome imo. RIDICULOUS, but why not? She’s Heidi Klum!

  • julesj

    She’s had four kids, and she looks like, she’s had four kids. Albeit in great shape, but she is no longer the hot super-model she was in her 20′s. Unfortunately, her ego hasn’t caught up with reality. 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/K3O2QNXDJIU3AJINAGNJRYWDZ4 mrspotts66

    it takes serious self-confidence to wear that dress.

    she’s got balls.
    not literally because we’d have seen them.

  • Sophie Collier

    I’m sure the dress costs more than my annual salary, but it still looks cheap.  Her outfits scream insecurity, in spite of the amount of skin showing.

  • http://twitter.com/KiraMac Kirstin McAulay

    somehow I cannot WAIT for fashion police this week…. I feel a Joan Rivers moment coming on……..

    • alyce1213

      I fear at least one of them will love this, which may be even funnier than what Joan has to say about it.

  • LambeeBaby

    She looks so phlegmy

  • http://twitter.com/commish24 commish24

    You can’t buy good taste. Neither, apparently, can your stylist borrow it from a designer. Sorry, Heidi, but this one should not have left the runway.

  • MzzPants

    When do men get to start dressing like this??

    Ironically, this dress would be killa on Carmen Carrera.

  • Allison Woods

    Desperate much?

    Of course.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ENBX3563Q4ZNCVRGSJVFIB7OAA Thom

    I’ll give her credit: this is neither tight, nor shiny, nor short. It is, however, buck-ass naked.

  • guest2visits

    O Heidi; what to say.   Yes; you are looking very naughty in your fancy nighty.

  • charlotte

    Can’t stand her…and this supports my opinion.

  • marilyn

    That is not a dress.  It is lingerie.  Put on a robe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joy.yeager Joy Yeager

    Bless her heart.

  • quiltrx

    My best comment is my husband’s upon seeing this: “She DOES realize she’s someone’s mother, right???”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CQPXLNCBM5CZSHZZXJDHPVFS7E Buffy

    I’m not really sure who to slap first Heidi or Georgina…

  • PaulaBerman

    Miss Havisham Goes Naked.

  • PT J

    Some dresses are designed for the runway as art. This is one of them. A good gust of wind and all the subtlety would be lost. The model walked carefully. Frau Klum can do that, has had years of practice doing that, but is not Storm and thus cannot control the elements. Where were the paparazzi when she was getting out of her car? I bet that was a classic shot.

    It is indeed a stunning dress. With a nice matte lining it wold be perfect. I’m amazed at how little it resembles a wedding dress, all things considered. But in its original form it was art. What would Nina have to say if this showed up on the runway in PR, I ask you? Haute couture, yes, but wearable, no. Vulgar, even.

  • siriuslover

    seriously, Heidi?

  • http://twitter.com/Maharhar Mahar Mangahas

    To be fair to Heidi—at least it isn’t SHORT. :P

  • http://twitter.com/jaythenerdkid Aaminah Khan

    Today in red carpet news: Heidi Klum reminds us that underneath our clothes, we’re all naked!

  • http://twitter.com/vintagesewing Lisa Utter

    Desperate.

  • LinXGUA

    You remember that Britney music video? Toxic? Heidi was the sparkles.

  • http://twitter.com/pag_baj Paige Boerman

    Naturally. After looking fabulous (and covered!) the other day, she had to do this. We know, Freulien. You’ve still got it.

  • Anna Tree

    I don’t want to suggest she should be wearing boucle skirt suits exclusively but there is such a thing as dressing your age.

  • MoHub

    Please! No more visible underwear unless I’m watching a Playtex ad.

  • lifetime_student

    Heidi has exchanged short, shiny, and tight for long, flowing, yet mostly naked. I hope this isn’t going to be her new wardrobe standard.

  • RzYoung

    TLo, I cannot believe you didn’t have something to say about this! Whoa. 

  • Elias Pineda

    vulgar

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erin-Hines/620149309 Erin Hines

    Oh, honey….no

  • alyce1213

    TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
    Tragic

  • Snailstsichr

    She is so beautiful in image 3 – the head and shoulders shot – can we pretend the rest of the dress doesn’t exist?

  • bluefish

    Lady Haversham forgot her slip – Arresting but typical, vulgar Marchesa.  Nice tan, manicure and jewelry though and I’ve always liked HK with her hair pulled back.  Oh, and nice shoes.

  • BrooklynBomber

    I like the hair color, though.

  • 3boysful

    Ladies, y’know how sometimes your dress will get caught up under you and twist a bit, like when you’ve been sitting, or you are getting up?  So what does Heidi do in THAT situation in THIS dress??  Yikes!

  • http://blue-again.myopenid.com/ blue

    This is a bit too ‘Frederick’s of Hollywood’ for my taste.

  • boweryboy

    Oh my.

    • leftcoastpickle

      Yes, this was my stunned response also. Oh. Oh no. Oh. No. Oh. 

  • bittykitty

    what. the. effing. eff.

  • Call me Bee

    Oh brother.  I told JLo and I’ll tell you, too.  Get over it.  You’re a mother, for cripes sakes.  Yes–you are very beautiful, and still have a wonderful body, but just becasue you can wear this does NOT mean you should.  In pubic, anyway. 
    Beschämen Sie auf Ihnen, Fraulein Heidi.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1540154601 Teri Zelasko

    If she wanted to be nude, she should have posed in Playboy or Hustler or any German magazine

  • Judy_J

    Oy, vey. Quoting The Duchess here….”Slutty, slutty, slutty.”  Just ’cause it’s a designer gown and cost thousands doesn’t make it tasteful.  She’s gone past the point of desperation.

  • http://twitter.com/nonchalantanna Anna

    That is one naked dress! Heidi, you are beautiful and we all know you have an incredible body. You don’t have to wear a bejeweled, sheer curtain to tell us. Let yourself class it up a bit and show how pretty you really are instead of distracting us with skin and shimmer. 

  • jmorino08

    The next time Heidi criticizes a PR contestant with “Who would wear that?!” this photo should be splashed across the screen. Because no one should be wearing that dress off the runway.

  • Jessica O’Connell

    Um…ok……

    I don’t even know what else to say.

  • http://twitter.com/hurricaneemilyy Emily Shaver

    Really sweetie? Can I get some VARIETY please because I’m tired of you showing up mostly naked. We get it, you are smoking fucking hot, but I would like some more class please.

  • Aurumgirl

    It’s a very good body, but do we have to see it all the damn time? Who would want to be thoroughtly predictable in this way alone?

  • Cat_In_A_Hat

    Definitely a case of runway version not intended for real life.
    (If you can call a red carpet “real life”)